calm down. its just a little t & a.
8:26 PM | Author: madcakeshandy
Last night, as I was relaxing with a few glasses of champagne and listening to Erykah Badu's latest album, New Amerykah Part Two (Return Of The Ankh), it occurred to me that I had not seen her new viral video for "Window Seat". If you haven't see it yet, watch it HERE. Even if you haven't taken the time to watch it, you've probably seen clips of it on the news. Apparently, there isn't anything else going on in the world, so this has gained national attention. The music video is an ode to Matt and Kim's "Lessons Learned", in which the duo appears to stroll down Time Square and slowly remove each article of clothing until there is nothing left but what their mama's gave them. Harmless, right? In Badu's video, she does the exact same thing...except it takes place in Dallas, ends at the Grassy Knoll, and she didn't have a permit. I can understand why officials want to address the fact that she filmed with no actors, police, security, or permits on hand, but is it really that much of an issue? Yes, unsuspecting families were loitering the Grassy Knoll that day, but they are the only ones who were directly affected by her female parts. I doubt most of the people who were actually there even give a shit.

The fact that it is a reenactment of the JFK assassination is another issue at hand. In my opinion, it was done in an artistic manner. Badu is indeed a magnificent artist. Of course, a visual like this will spark mass controversy, but Americans are acting as if this is one of the worst things to hit our computer screens. Trust me, there are much more offensive videos on the internet. Hell, there are more offensive visuals on our television screens. If a less well-known artist had done the exact same video, the buzz over it would probably be minimal. In my opinion, if Dallas officials hadn't made such a fuss over the video, people would have been more upset about that than the actual video. That can be said for many things *cough* swine flu *cough*. Don't even get mm started on that one. Americans enjoy abusing their freedom to get pissed off about anything and everything. Take it for what it is, and leave it alone. If it offends you, don't watch it. It is that simple. It takes more energy to get upset rather than let it slide off your back.

Nonetheless, Badu is getting plenty of publicity for her album (which is excellent by the way). She even stated that she was prepared to deal with any possible consequences for her actions, whether it be fines or even jail time. I love this video and the message it voices:

"They who play it safe are quick to assassinate what they do not understand. They move in packs, ingesting more and more fear with every act of hate on one another. They feel most comfortable in groups; less guilt to swallow. They are us. This is what we have become: afraid to respect the individual. A single person within her circumstance can move one to change; to love herself; to evolve."

I love you, Erykah Badu. You are fab.u.lous.
Whaaaaat? Ricky Martin is G A Y? [I know that this post is somewhat out of character for me, but I couldn't help myself.] If anyone is truly surprised by Ricky Martin's coming out party, that person should have the word "oblivious" stamped on his or her forehead. The only people that are probably shocked, or just saddened, by this are older female fans trying to hold onto their youth. I love how Martin spins it: "I am a fortunate homosexual man." Regardless of my lack of shock by this statement, it is always good to see someone accepting to their own lifestyle. It make take some longer than others, but as long as you come to that point in your life, it is absolutely worth it. This situation reminds me of when George Michael came out. Again, who was really surprised by that one? Look at him, he felt so open with his sexuality that he decided having sex in a public restroom was acceptable. I guess that is one way to express your newly found freedom.

Oh, and hey crazy older women. You might not be able to dream about being Ricky Martin's wife anymore, but you can secretly (or openly) wish to be his fag hag. In my opinion, that is much more honorable title. As Margaret Cho says, "Fag hags are the back bone of the gay community. Without us, you are nothing."



Oh, and if you haven't seen the "Sassy Gay Friend" video series, get on that bandwagon immediately:



Here are two videos from the Miike Snow concert. I wish I owned a Delorean so I could travel back to that show. Maybe I can just cruise at 88 miles per hour in my Chevy Malibu, and it will have the same effect? Where is Christophew Lloyd when you need him...sigh.





I also found a video montage of the Steve Aoki show. You can briefly see me in my blue cardigan and striped t-shirt at 1:05, as Aoki crowd surfing back to the stage. I've never heard of this "Club World 360" situation, but it doesn't really matter. I doubt she even knew who Steve Aoki was before she stepped foot in Rich's. She still probably doesn't know who Steve Aoki is.

Let me start off by saying: NO, I DID NOT ATTEND SXSW (aka MUSIC BOOZEFEST) THIS YEAR. Yes, I know it is the mecca of live music (I've had a badge the past three years). Although it would have been great to take Austin, TX by storm, it wasn't in my cards this time around. I'm content with my decision. I know I would have had a amazing experience because I always have in the past, but I had my own enjoyment in Houston. Let's start off with the most recent experience....

Miike Snow w/ Delorean at Wired Live - 3/20/2010
I've been listening to Miike Snow for about a year now. I can't believe it took that long for me to see them perform live. I was astounded by how mesmerizing their performance was. The opening act was Delorean, hailing from Spain. How would I describe them: a better version of Passion Pit. It's not that I don't enjoy Passion Pit's earlier music, but I'm not necessarily a captivated fan. They performed for only about forty-five minutes, but they truly made a statement with their energy and visible passion for their work. That's why I love bands like this. They are still showcasing music that they truly believe in. Here is a clip of them performing their hit single "Deli". Now, on to Miike Snow. Each band member was clad in a white mask as they eased into the track entitled "Cult Logic". "Silvia" (my favorite track on their self-titled album), "Black and Blue, and "Animal" were a few of the high points of the performance. Its refreshing to see a band that makes their live performance special. If I want to hear the studio version of a record, I'll just listen to it on my iPod. Miike Snow tailored each song for their live show and it was quite apparent. Live performances like this make you fall in love with the artist all over again. Let's just say, I will probably be listening to Miike Snow for the rest of the week. Oh, and Andrew Wyatt (the lead singer) isn't as creepy as I thought he would be. He's just extremely tall and skinny, just as any hipster musician should be. He brushed past my shoulder as he strolled through the audience between sets, and I was a little starstruck. Don't judge me.

Steve Aoki w/ GRRRL PARTS at Rich's - 3/19/2010
Although I've seen Steve Aoki three times and have never been disappointed, the most recent show was on another level. I arrived at Rich's at10:45 pm, shocked by the surprisingly small crowd that was loitering on the edges of the club. I knew more dance fanatics had to show up at some point. Thank god I was right about that one. Although it wasn't disgustingly packed, there was quite a crowd. I was second from the stage, awaiting the moment Aoki would allow hipsters and bros alike to rush the stage. Sadly, this never took place, but it didn't take anything away from the show. I was sprayed in the face with two bottles of good champagne, had confetti guns shot at me, was sprayed by a water gun, shook hands with Aoki, danced until I could feel the sweat running down my back, and almost fought a bitch. Those are all the makings of a good dance show. I hate it when DJ's never step away from the booth. One reason I have a greater respect for Aoki is that he is all about crowd interaction. It is very clear that he wants you to have good fucking night. He spun his new track, "I'm in the House", along with other singles such as "Warp" and "1967". Playing "Bohemian Rhapsody"towards the end was a good way to get the crowd to utilize their vocal cords. I pretty much lost my voice. Ending the night with Taco Cabana seemed like a good idea at the time, but I didn't feel the same way when I woke up. Can you say gassy?

Xiu Xiu w/ Girl in A Coma and Noveller at Warehouse Live - 3/12/2010
Although it was a much smaller concert, all three acts put on quality performances. Instrumental artist Noveller, consisting solely of artist/film maker Sarah Lipstate, was a very ambient and relaxing start to the evening. I would say her sound is a cross between Mogwai and Jonsi's Riceboy Sleeps solo project. Next up was Girl in a Coma, a high-energy, garage rock female trio from San Antonio. Many of you have probably listened to them. I had never actually seen them live before, but I was thoroughly entertained. Last but not least, Xiu Xiu. Its hard to believe that so much sound can come from two individuals. They definitely pack a punch. The emotion in their vocals and lyrics are intense. Luckily, they played one of my favorite tracks, "No Friend Oh!". Xiu Xiu's latest album, Dear God, I Hate Myself is out now. Be sure to check it out! I appreciated the fact that the concert was on the studio side of Warehouse, which allows for a much more intimate performance. I love going to shows like this because the artists are always going back and forth through the audience, and most don't even know that they are the ones about to take the stage.